Sometimes our conversations in the Devs Slack channel amaze me. Sometimes they scare me. Still not sure what to make of this one. I really appreciate them not banning me from the channel for life.

Me:
http://salvattore.com/ No jquery dependency.
THE FUTURE IS NOW

Ryan:
-1 Not enough jQuery

Michael:
Someone should start a rap group for you called jQuery and cover J-Kwon songs, but use techy lyrics.

Me:
Baby girl be rubbin on me
Heard that I dispell the myth that jquery
is necessary, for proper code chemistry
Time to bury it in the framework cemetery,
and get with comtemporary use of my 2K DOM pessary

(silence)

Me:
I wish I would’ve posted that so someone else could see it.